Now, what else did you expect out of this? More paragraphs where I repeat everything I said above, but differently? Maybe you wanted me to zero in on specific cases of the game being great. That might make a few retards screech in anger, but for any normal and well-adjusted people out there that enjoy new things, this is exactly what you’ve been waiting for. No, it’s not a Super Mario 64 Expansion Pack, it’s not exactly the same thing. It’s gorgeous, aesthetically pleasing to every sense, and revolutionizes Super Mario in ways never seen before. It encourages discovery and play over methodical, checklist completionism. A breath of fresh air in a stagnant industry. Really, there’s no point to either of us being here. That Nintendo, surprise, knows how to make a Super Mario game, and pulled out every stop in making sure the Nintendo Switch had a worthy game to wrap up its launch year. You just wanted me to confirm what you already knew.

You clicked on this, all excited just to masturbate to several paragraphs of “this game is so good”. What were you expecting to find here? Who the fuck wants to read a review for Super Mario Odyssey? I don’t know what you’re doing here, and I don’t know why you’re even here.